This will be quick.
I should have known that using satire (defined as biting wit) would bring reactions that would be intense. Why didn’t I think of that? Thus it falls to me to clarify a few things after the last satirical post and the subsequent comments.
Firstly, I’ve decided to add “MORE-GANICS” and “CURE-GANICS” to the types of organic eaters out there.
More-ganics are mostly organic or real food eaters, but not necessarily quite as intense as the Uborganics. More-ganics are more balanced even while having strongly held opinions.
Cure-ganics are people who eat certain types of organic or real foods for health or medicinal value, so for this reason, their food is like a medicine, thus more important for that reason.
Secondly, the definition (or lack thereof) of “Poorganic” is one that I’m making up as we do this experiment in Eating Poorganically, I didn’t really represent that view in the Satire, necessarily. At this point, I’m not exactly sure what it means to be poorganic, though I like to think it will be a balanced point of view.
Just to be clear though, I’m not Jesus. I thought you would appreciate me clearing that up.